Posted 16 hours ago

Let’s play “Never Have I Ever”. Cross out all of the things that you have done. You might just see that there are people just like you out there.

Sexual

  • Never have I ever kissed a girl.
  • Never have I ever kissed a boy.
  • Never have I ever received/given a blowjob, hand job, eating out.
  • Never have I ever had sex.
  • Never have I ever fallen in love.
  • Never have I ever cheated on someone.
  • Never have I ever been cheated on. 

Life

  • Never have I ever gotten into a fight.
  • Never have I ever done something illegal. 
  • Never have I ever gotten wasted.
  • Never have I ever used an illegal drug.
  • Never have I ever snuck out.
  • Never have I ever stolen something. 
  • Never have I ever vandalized something.
  • Never have I ever lost a family member due to death.
  • Never have I ever been in a life or death situation.
  • Never have I ever been arrested.
  • Never have I ever been fired from a job.

Emotions

  • Never have I ever been kept up at night due to guilt.
  • Never have I ever laughed so hard I cried.
  • Never have I ever been abused physically.
  • Never have I ever cried myself to sleep.
  • Never have I ever wished that I was someone else.
  • Never have I ever wanted to kill myself.
  • Never have I ever tried to kill myself.
  • Never have I ever felt like an outcast.
  • Never have I ever wanted to do something just so I would fit in.

Friendships

  • Never have I ever ruined my friendship with someone.
  • Never have I ever had a friend leave me for other people.
  • Never have I ever been kicked out of a friend group.
  • Never have I ever wanted to fuck one of my friends.
  • Never have I ever been friendless.

School

  • Never have I ever failed a test.
  • Never have I ever cut class.
  • Never have I ever had to eat alone.
  • Never have I ever failed a course.
  • Never have I ever been suspended.
  • Never have I ever received detention.
  • Never have I ever dropped out of school.

(Source: askboxmemes)

Posted 17 hours ago
Posted 1 day ago

//bedtime for now! goodnight everyone!

Posted 1 day ago

bluetuquepapa:

”!!”

Oh damn it all, now he had made things worse. Nick rushes and gets some ice water and sets it down next to the bowl of soup, “Shit, I’m sorry! I should have warned you. I didn’t think it was still so hot!”

The water gets downed almost at once, as if Larry were some traveler lost in the desert without water for days.

It’s my fault.

Larry’s tongue sits awkwardly in his mouth, but mild discomfort is luckily the only extra thing he has to deal with.

Sorry, buddy. I’m sorry! Waaaugh I’m messing up.

Posted 1 day ago
Oh, that's kind of you, dear, but that's a risk I'm willing to take. And I'm not working today. I can come over, no trouble at all.
blueskiesandbrightsmiles asked

Okay.

Thanks, Rhoda. You’re the best!

Posted 1 day ago

stopshowingmeevidence:

You have a girlfriend, Larry.  Ask her.

But you’re right here.

Posted 1 day ago
Oh, Larry, dear. I didn't know you weren't feeling well. If you need someone to take care of you, then I should let you know that I am quite skilled in that regard. Making sure my passengers are comfortable is one of my top duties as a professional flight attendant.
blueskiesandbrightsmiles asked

Rhoda! Um, it’s okay. I knew you were busy with work, so…I didn’t want you to get sick is all.

Posted 1 day ago

stopshowingmeevidence:

Mothers are also female.

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Plllleeeeeeeeeeeeease?

OH NO IT’S THE FACE. RUN, EDGEWORTH.

Posted 1 day ago

bluetuquepapa:

"Shut up and let me love you." Nick said with the most determined face he’s ever pulled. Larry was going to accept his care giving, damn it, and he was going to like it.

Oh shit, that’s a more serious face than his courtroom glare. Larry swallows nervously, worried that he’s unleashed a monster.

Okay.

Larry shoves a spoonful of soup into his mouth in an attempt to please his caregiver, but he just ends up burning his tongue.

OW OW OW SHIT OWWWW

Posted 1 day ago

stopshowingmeevidence:

Out of all the people you know, how could you possibly think I would be the best person to take care of you?

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Because you’re like, Trucy’s mom.

He’s really out of it, so it’s probably best if you ignore what he’s saying, Edgeworth.

Moms are s’posed to be good at taking care of sick people.