February 2012
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richiewellington:
If you had a brain, you’d know it’s because you’re nothing but a pathetic, third-rate moron who lacks intelligence.
WELL I BET YOU LOVE LARGE BANANAS, PUNK
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almacandida:
Oh, did I not — silly me, whoops! My name is Alma.
That’s a pretty name! It fits you perfectly.
Larry smiles bashfully.
Nice to meet you.
prosecutor-smiles:
No, Butz. You’re quite awake… You had me worried there!
[He simply smiles gently at his friend, ignoring the strange way Larry is looking at him.]
Can you walk? We should probably look for a bench for you to sit on.
…what is wrong with you…
Larry responds as sardonically as he can muster before passing out again. What is he even doing out of bed!?
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richiewellington:
*rolls his eyes* Ugh! Crybaby……
WHY’RE YOU BEIN’ SO MEAN TO ME WAAAAAAAUUGHH
prosecutor-smiles:
Butz…
You suddenly fainted, Butz. A-are you alright?
[He approached the other man and helped him stand up.]
Do you need anything?
…am I dreaming…?
Larry can’t be too sure if it’s the dizziness of his headache or if what he’s seeing in front of him can be true. As much as he’d like to back away from this grinning impostor,...
prosecutor-smiles:
… B-Butz!! Larry!
Are you alright?
nnngh…
whahappened…?
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richiewellington:
Oh puh-leaze! You look like you graduated from a trashy no name school.
W-well…you looks like you…you…
WAAAAAUUGH
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richiewellington:
Judging by your personality, your third-rate self must not be too bright.
Hey!!!!!
The orange idiot flails about, resembling a young child throwing a temper tantrum.
W-why would you say that, huh?! I’m plenty smart!!
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richiewellington:
If you didn’t know, I meant that I’m first-rate.
Oh…uh, sure. Whatever that means.
Larry clearly has no idea what Wellington is talking about.
swankyinspector:
You’re a luuucky guy, you know ~ It’s been a while since I’ve heard anyone talk that way—it’s refreshing. Nothing like it, baby ~
This is quite the challenge you’re accepting, Larry—of the ladies I’m interested in as of late, one is taken and the other would sooner kill me than date me, if it’s aaany indication of my bad luck.
Heh heh! She’s really the best—and...
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richiewellington:
Why thank you. Only first class individuals such as myself have them.
First-class? You goin’ on an airplane or somethin’ soon?
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itsgottabethebutz started following you
richiewellington:
I prefer to be addressed by Richard but if you must give me a pathetic nickname call me Rich…
Rich, huh…awright. Guess I’ll go with that.
…I, uh, like your scarf.
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swankyinspector:
Hah, I’ll keep that in mind, baby ~ I appreciate the offer.
( Somehow… I get the feeling he might not be the best person to ask. If I needed help, that is. )
Klaire, huh? She’s your girlfriend? I know her—real sweetheart, that one ~ You knooow, now that I think about it, you two seem pretty good for each other.
You’re aaawfully quick to help, aren’t you ~? I’m sure I’ll...
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richiewellington:
No you may not!
Why not? I’m not really a formal guy…I give lotsa people nicknames.
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richiewellington:
Hmph! I’m Wellington. Richard Wellington to be exact.
Can I call you Dick for short?
(It really fits your personality…)
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richiewellington:
I-I’m sorry…
You have yet to state your name, simpleton….
M-my name’s Larry.
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richiewellington:
How dare you make fun of my wonderful first-rate hair!
Whoa! Jesus, calm down, dude…
I-I’m sorry…
unngh...
(Feels like I’ve been out all day…too groggy to think…
What happened…?
!!
F-Felicia!
…oh, man…I can barely keep my eyes…open…)
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almacandida:
Well, thank you, Mr. Butz. You’re quite the charmer, aren’t you!
Eheheh! I try.
What’s your name, pretty lady?
//lol have to leave now sob
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richiewellington:
Your appearance just screams “third-rate” to me and don’t get me started on your hair. Ugh!
…Y-your hair’s silly, too…
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richiewellington:
And just who might your third-rate self be?….
Th-third rate?!
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klaire-gavin replied to your post
//-nuzzles nuzzles- Hello, sweetheart
//hello, darling!~
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almacandida:
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Hello there, sir! That’s quite the color. You wear it well.
Wow!! You’re very pretty, if ya don’t mind me sayin’.
Heh, thanks. My name’s Larry Butz! Nice to meetcha, miss!
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faithful-defender:
Heh, like I’ve been saying: It’s no problem, Larry.
Alrighty. I guess I’ll be hitting the road for today, then. Call me or text me or whatever, if you need anything, okay?
Awright! I’ll see ya tomorrow, Nick! Thanks for visiting me. It really means a lot, you know?
Take care gettin’ home!
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swankyinspector:
Hahah! You suuure are givin’ me a lot of credit there, baby ~ It’s true, though. Women are such complicated creatures, and I juuust keep fallin’ for the wrong ones, I guess.
( Understatement, but I should probably refrain from dumping my personal feelings on this guy. )
Well there must be somethin’ about you that she likes, right? You seem like a nice guy, Larry. It’s like...
redletter-spirit:
Just don’t pull a stunt like that again, or I’ll kill you myself.
She retracts her hand, instead putting it to her cheek.
Well it’s impossible for you to not have any. Though you sure seem to be shooting for that.
You know you had a little kid worried like hell over you too? No one had the heart to tell him what was going on.
Huh?! I-I thought we were friends!! Friends...
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swankyinspector:
Well hey, that’s a start, riiight?
Better off than me. I have the worst luck with women.
You? You, the suave, dashing king of police?! Doubt it.
I’m surprised my girlfriend even loves me back. I’ve dated a lot of girls who took my money and my heart, then left me with nothin’…and I mean a lot. And I was always too naive and too in love to see it...
redletter-spirit:
Well.
At least you’re okay.
She puts on a slight smile, reaching out a hand and roughly patting him on the head.
You are okay, right? Didn’t lose too many brain cells up there? Not that I’d notice a difference.
Hey!!!
He pretends to look cross, but ends up laughing mid-glare.
I’m alright, for the most part. I’m still pretty weak, but I’m fine. At...
swankyinspector:
Well that’s a good way to put it!
( What a goof… )
But hey, what about the consistencies—you at least got a family, baby? Wife and kids, maaaybe ~?
…
I…have a girlfriend.
redletter-spirit:
You shouldn’t take things like that for granted, you know.
( I’d know. )
You’re the last guy I’d think was that depressed. What on earth would make you go and attempt a thing like that?
…You probably don’t remember that either.
She sighs again, folding her arms.
No…I don’t. I was out cold for five days…there’s no way I remember.
Larry sighs and...
swankyinspector:
( …One of those things is not like the others. )
Ah, sooo you’re more of an odd jobs kind of guy? Heh, well, you know what they say about variety, baby. Can’t hurt to have a little inconsistency here or there, riiight ~?
I’ve been told that I’m consistently inconsistent!
Clearly, Larry doesn’t understand that it’s a bad thing.
redletter-spirit:
She frowns, pushing her shades to the top of her head so she can rub between her eyes.
If anything your ‘loser’ status just makes me worry more. What were you doing to end up like that?
I…
…I don’t remember. I guess I was trying to kill myself. That’s what it sounds like.
swankyinspector:
A… “starving artist,” huh? Weeell, at least it’s a creative title.
You could say that…
I do a lot of everythin’, I guess. Drawing, acting, selling hot dogs, you name it.
swankyinspector:
Hahah! “King of the Police,” I like it ~ Don’t know if I’d go that far, but I do have quiiite a bit of power at the precinct ~
What about you, Larry? What do you do?
Me? I’m certainly not as cool as you…
I guess…I’m a starving artist! Heh heh!
swankyinspector:
Maybe; I heard a little bit ago that there was another version of me around here a looong time ago.
Yup, that’s right ~! Head of the Special Investigation Unit, baby.
Wow!! So you’re like…the king of the police, right? Heh heh! That’s so cool.
swankyinspector:
I’m gonna take that as a cooompliment, baby.
Nope, don’t think so. Preeetty sure I’ve never met you before, unless you were involved in one of my cases.
I…mighta met another version of you once, but I don’t remember too clearly. Oh, well!
Heh heh, you’re an Inspector, right?
redletter-spirit:
Is that really so far fetched?
It’s not like I was getting concerned over nothing; a lot of people were talking about a coma.
W-well…
They were right, but I mean—
I dunno. I…never thought you’d…y’know. Worry ‘bout a loser like me.
redletter-spirit:
She huffs slightly, blowing up at the loose curl of hair on her forehead. She can’t really bring herself to be mad at him, considering recent events.
Never mind. I’ve got other reasons to be annoyed at you right now. Do you have any idea how worried you’ve had everyone?
Uh—
…Y-yeah. I realize now…hey—wait, you were worried about me?
swankyinspector:
Heeey, baby ~! Inspector Cabanela. Pleeeased to meet you as well ~
Cabanela, huh? Funky name!
I think…have we met before? You seem familiar to me…
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Hiya! Nice to meet you, man! My name’s Larry!
redletter-spirit:
Can’t help it, it’s just funny every time you wail like tha-
Larry.
…huh?
Snapping out of his little trance is more difficult than it should be.
Yeah…?
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wizardgaga replied to your post: redletter-spirit liked your post:…
titties man
That’s where it’s at, yo.
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Hey—
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He was going to say something, but he’s distracted by her ample cleavage (as her icon so invitingly shows her figure off).
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cruelqueen:
((All I saw was that he was just like “Can we not talk about it?” and was just like “Is this a legit thing?” D: Plus, Angel’s alright~. She doesn’t focus on her rejection from Larry all that much anymore now that she has other things to think about. Of course it’s not completely forgotten—but she doesn’t consider herself important enough to be “let down easy” anyway. The point is,...