February 2011
fellinlovebyaccident:
itsgottabethebutz:
Larry blinked again in surprise.
H-hey, Iris…what’s goin’ on…? Why are you cryin’?
Dahlia.
WAAAUGHHH! She didn’t come after you or nothin’, did she?!
Iris rubbed her eyes with the back of her sleeves as she kept up her smile. N-no, not at all Larry. I-I’m just happy you’re awake is all. I’ve missed you.
Hey.
Larry looked at her, worried. He...
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fellinlovebyaccident:
itsgottabethebutz:
Larry gradually came to his senses as he made out the figure of a young woman hovering over him. Suddenly, her lips were on his, and he was fully awake.
IRIS?
He let her kiss him softly, though he was incredibly confused by what was happening. He gently broke away from her and blinked rapidly as he tried to make sense of the situation.
uh…hi?
…!...
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fellinlovebyaccident:
Urk… She didn’t like the sound of his groans, but it shown signs of life. Signs that Larry was still living, signs that reassured almost all of Iris’ worries of him dying. He still made her heart race… Even when he wasn’t exactly awake. Just his presence was enough for her. Still, with her heart a flutter, she was glad he was alright. With a light squeeze of his hand, she...
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fellinlovebyaccident:
..! L-larry… Iris leaned closer towards him as he started to stir lightly. Thank goodness… Movement. A wave of relief flushed over her once more. But still there was worry residing in her voice as she quietly mumbled, just barely audible. …Larry…. Why did you go do that… You knew she was going to hurt you… Why did you do this… She lightly placed another hand on the side...
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I...I've committed some sins.: @ Larry →
fellinlovebyaccident:
Iris had finished saying goodbye to Lana and turned to the door. Ever so lightly, she turned the handle and heard the click of it opening. Quietly as she could, she made her way inside and closed the door behind her.
She turned to see Larry… In the bed seeming to still be unconscious. She gave a sigh of relief to see the heart rate meter still bleeping to the rhythmic...
January 2011
machiachi asked: Larry! Larry! Are you alright?
Anonymous asked: And though we've all assumed the gun fired twice,
in fact, the murder weapon fired thrice!
One was fired Christmas Eve, the others, Christmas day,
and these three photos illustrate my repartee!
[spoken]
See? One from when the camera went off at 11:50 PM -- "almost Christmas" -- and two more at 12:15! The camera caught three SNAPshots for three...
in fact, the murder weapon fired thrice!
One was fired Christmas Eve, the others, Christmas day,
and these three photos illustrate my repartee!
[spoken]
See? One from when the camera went off at 11:50 PM -- "almost Christmas" -- and two more at 12:15! The camera caught three SNAPshots for three...
((Does Dahlia enjoy sending us to the hospital??))
distanttracesofbeauty:
when-she-smiles:
((W-well, I’m saving you now!))
((Shut up, me. I’m doing my job here~))
((WAUGH WHAT THE HELL
NICK, SHE GOT YOU TOO?))
everyonesfavoritepolicedog asked: DID YOU HEAR THAT HE JUST SAID IRIS OOOH HOW ROMANTIC I mean, make sure he gets a hospital bed near Mr. Phoenix Wright. Stop staring at me like that! Yes, I am a dog and I can talk. I can also operate chainsaws... What? That's impossible? No, just think of this as an acid trip, okay? Great.
everyonesfavoritepolicedog asked: Larry? The ambulance just arrived. You're going to be fine.
everyonesfavoritepolicedog asked: Yes, I need an ambulance at- Oh hell naw. OH HELL NAW. GET ME THAT DAMN AMBULANCE AND QUICK.
everyonesfavoritepolicedog asked: *breaks down door of the apartment* WAKE UP LARRY WE'RE HAVING A PARTY- Oh, right. He's passed out. *yells into phone* MEDIC!
so larry freakin' butz just fought off dahlia...
everyonesfavoritepolicedog:
machiachi:
everyonesfavoritepolicedog:
i’m about to spout some moral about love conquering hate but hell naw
let’s hear it for the butz
H-he did?
L-larry….!
I-is he alright?!
HE’S JUST FINE AND DANDY, BRO! WELL, HE DID FAINT…
BUT WE’RE GETTING HELP!
((totes just lying here on the floor of his apartment))
so larry freakin' butz just fought off dahlia...
everyonesfavoritepolicedog:
i’m about to spout some moral about love conquering hate but hell naw
let’s hear it for the butz
((aw shucks))
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distanttracesofbeauty:
itsgottabethebutz:
Listen to me, witch: you leave Iris alone!! She’s free from you, ya hear me?!
Suddenly, she was in front of him, and for the first time, he really saw her face up close: hers was the face of a terrifying fallen angel, her eyes giving off some sort of pale, milky light.
But before he could react to her challenge, her touch froze his heart and he...
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distanttracesofbeauty:
itsgottabethebutz:
distanttracesofbeauty:
Dahlia had thrown back her head with laughter as she watched Larry digest her words; were there tears in his eyes? This was too perfect.
But then he said the impossible, and her spirit hissed an incredulous response.
What did you say…?!
Heh…you heard me.
I said “shut up.” And I mean it!!!!
He was probably going to get...
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distanttracesofbeauty:
itsgottabethebutz:
distanttracesofbeauty:
Ohh…now where’s Iris’ brave knight?
Wait…she’s never had one, and she never will, especially since I’ve got you right where I want you~
She was cruel, she was ruthless…anything to break him. The look on his face as she phased through him was priceless, and she giggled just remembering it.
Iris is mine, you fool…! And...
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distanttracesofbeauty:
itsgottabethebutz:
distanttracesofbeauty:
Really…?~
Dahlia floated right behind him but didn’t reveal herself just yet; this was going to be too easy. A useless young man whose deathly fear was of ghosts? Did he honestly think that he could stand a chance?
With a soft laugh, she passed her entire form through Larry’s body.
Where was she? And why did she just...
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distanttracesofbeauty:
itsgottabethebutz:
distanttracesofbeauty:
Dahlia vanished, but her laugh echoed around the terrified Larry from every angle.
But you won’t be around for very much longer, so this isn’t a problem~
Heh…I—
I knew you were gonna say that.
Remember what Freckles said…she’s not gonna eat me, so I don’t have to worry ‘bout that!
But still, he was scared out of his wits,...
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distanttracesofbeauty:
itsgottabethebutz:
distanttracesofbeauty:
itsgottabethebutz:
Kid, you and I both know that I won’t be able to do anythin’ dangerous to her while she’s a…g-g…
A ghost?~
Hello, there. I’ve been dying to talk to you.
!!!!
He resists the urge to scream, and Larry takes a huge breath, preparing for the inevitable.
You…you’re not gonna get near Iris ever again as...
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distanttracesofbeauty:
itsgottabethebutz:
Kid, you and I both know that I won’t be able to do anythin’ dangerous to her while she’s a…g-g…
A ghost?~
Hello, there. I’ve been dying to talk to you.
!!!!
He resists the urge to scream, and Larry takes a huge breath, preparing for the inevitable.
You…you’re not gonna get near Iris ever again as long as I’m around!!!!!
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machiachi:
itsgottabethebutz:
machiachi:
Larry…just get someone to help! G-get the young miss shih-na! Do not face her alone….
Freckles is in jail…and she probably wouldn’t help me, either. I can’t help shake the feeling that she’s mad at me…
I gotta do this, Machi. She has to leave Iris alone once and for all, man!
N-no matter what the cost!!!!
Larry… I’m sure miss iris appreciates...
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machiachi:
Larry…just get someone to help! G-get the young miss shih-na! Do not face her alone….
Freckles is in jail…and she probably wouldn’t help me, either. I can’t help shake the feeling that she’s mad at me…
I gotta do this, Machi. She has to leave Iris alone once and for all, man!
N-no matter what the cost!!!!
machiachi replied to your post: Larry….are you...
when-she-smiles:
machiachi:
itsgottabethebutz:
Larry hold on!! What are you saying..?!
It’s obvious, kid: she’s comin’ to get me.
I just gotta hold out long enough so she can’t get Iris…
Larry…c-call someone to help you! A-and she can only hurt you if you let her!
What?
Mr. Butz, what’s going on?
N-nothin’, Ms. Skye…
and kid…it’s unavoidable. You know...
machiachi replied to your post: Larry….are you...
Larry hold on!! What are you saying..?!
It’s obvious, kid: she’s comin’ to get me.
I just gotta hold out long enough so she can’t get Iris…
machiachi asked: Larry....are you okay?
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machiachi:
itsgottabethebutz:
He does feel like he’s going to faint, but if he’s going to protect Iris from Dahlia Hawthorne’s wrath, he has to get used to it.
Y-you sure you’re alright, kid….?
Man…I-I feel so bad for not doin’ anything to help you…
Larry it is not your fault! Do not worry!! I have miss Lana and uncle Diego…
But if you would like me to help you get over your fear, let...
MACHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
machiachi:
itsgottabethebutz:
OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GODDDDD
WH-WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME ABOUT THIIIIIISSSSSS
HUH?! SHE’S…WAAAAAUUUUUGHGHHHHHH
L-Larry!!
P-please calm down! I-I did not tell you because you’re afraid of ghosts I thought you w-would faint at simply hearing of it!!
He does feel like he’s going to faint, but if he’s going to protect Iris from Dahlia...
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MACHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GODDDDD
WH-WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME ABOUT THIIIIIISSSSSS
HUH?! SHE’S…WAAAAAUUUUUGHGHHHHHH
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Anonymous asked: OMG LARRY IT IS SO CUTE HOW YOU STAND UP FOR IRIS
<3
<3
Anonymous asked: DIDJA HEAR?
Machi was attacked by a ghost! She stuck her ghost hand right through his chest and grabbed his heart!
She even popped her head in through a dresser! But just her head!
ooOOoOOooooOOoo sppoooookkkyyyy~~~~~
Machi was attacked by a ghost! She stuck her ghost hand right through his chest and grabbed his heart!
She even popped her head in through a dresser! But just her head!
ooOOoOOooooOOoo sppoooookkkyyyy~~~~~
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I-I feel dizzy.
fakethebook:
I think it’s time to go to bed, before I crash here.
It’s so late..
Good night everyone !
Waaauughh!
D-don’t get sick, awright?! Get right to bed!
thetumblrturnabout:
itsgottabethebutz:
Hey, hey! Wh-what’s gotten into you? Whatsa matter?!
Larry awkwardly pats Phoenix on the back.
Phoenix leans forward. His hands go up and cover his face.
I-I hate being here Larry. I just feel so trapped…
He’s at a total loss for words; he’s never seen Phoenix like this.
People are expecting stuff from you, and shit’s happening,...
themaninthebluesuit-deactivated asked: In love again? Same old story Larry.
So who's the girl?
So who's the girl?
thetumblrturnabout:
itsgottabethebutz:
Nick…
Larry frowns; he hates seeing his best friend in pain like this, and if he wasn’t so goddamned useless, maybe he could do more.
I’ll stick around with ya, bud. You’ll be awright.
L-Larry, I…
Phoenix starts tearing up.
Hey, hey! Wh-what’s gotten into you? Whatsa matter?!
Larry awkwardly pats Phoenix on the back.
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thetumblrturnabout:
itsgottabethebutz:
Eh…a while. You’ve been out since I got here, but it’s okay; don’t sweat it.
You want me to stay with you?
The Defense sighs, rubbing his forehead.
…Yeah. That’d, be great. Just in case I…pass out again.
Nick…
Larry frowns; he hates seeing his best friend in pain like this, and if he wasn’t so goddamned useless, maybe he could...
thetumblrturnabout:
itsgottabethebutz:
thetumblrturnabout:
…I’m alive?
H-hey!
Larry has been waiting by his side for while; the promised thermos of soup forgotten in his hands.
You’re alright…man, don’t do that!
Wright sits up. He glances over at Larry and the thermos.
…How long have you been here?
Eh…a while. You’ve been out since I got here, but it’s okay;...
thetumblrturnabout:
…I’m alive?
H-hey!
Larry has been waiting by his side for while; the promised thermos of soup forgotten in his hands.
You’re alright…man, don’t do that!
themaninthebluesuit-deactivated asked: Larry...What are you up to this time?
I...I've committed some sins.: itsgottabethebutz:... →
fellinlovebyaccident:
itsgottabethebutz:
“PERFECT?!” H-hey, I appreciate the compliment, but that’s goin’ way too far: I gotta lot of faults.
And hey, forget them. They always forgot me too when somethin’ bigger and better popped up. And besides, you leave ‘em all in the dust.
Everyone has faults, Larry. Even I, and you should know this. I… I know… But I heard the girls you used to be...
fellinlovebyaccident:
itsgottabethebutz:
‘Cause…I still think—
He can’t lie to her.
I’m not good enough for a girl like you.
..! Larry, don’t say that. I think you ar…- I know you are. I know that you would never try to hurt me, no matter what. You are the most perfect guy that I have met, and to be honest. I feel as if I don’t fit up to the girls you usually date…
...
fellinlovebyaccident:
itsgottabethebutz:
You’re makin’ me blush…’specially since I’m…
Since you’re… What?
‘Cause…I still think—
He can’t lie to her.
I’m not good enough for a girl like you.