swankyinspector:

Hah, I’ll keep that in mind, baby ~ I appreciate the offer.

( Somehow… I get the feeling he might not be the best person to ask. If I needed help, that is. )

Klaire, huh? She’s your girlfriend? I know her—real sweetheart, that one ~ You knooow, now that I think about it, you two seem pretty good for each other. 

You’re aaawfully quick to help, aren’t you ~? I’m sure I’ll have a girl in no time with your assistance, huh? Thaaanks, baby.

clearly, the inspector is only humoring him—but hey, why not let the guy feel useful for a little while?

Yeah!! Klaire’s the best. She’s always there for me, and she’s the sweetest girl I’ve ever met. I love her with everythin’ I got, man!

Larry grins and gives Cabanela a big ol’ thumbs up.

You an’ me, bud—we’ll find you a lovely lady in no time!

Obviously, he doesn’t realize that his new friend is merely playing along.


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