swankyinspector:

You’re a luuucky guy, you know ~ It’s been a while since I’ve heard anyone talk that way—it’s refreshing. Nothing like it, baby ~

This is quite the challenge you’re accepting, Larry—of the ladies I’m interested in as of late, one is taken and the other would sooner kill me than date me, if it’s aaany indication of my bad luck.

Heh heh! She’s really the best—and I love ‘er to death!

Wait, hold up! K-kill you?! Jesus! Wh-what’d you do that’d make her wanna do that?!

Source: itsgottabethebutz